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Cancer in the 1st house: A sensitive approach to the world. An approach that is caring, nurturing and motherly. An approach that is smothering. A person who tends to smother the people around him. Cloying. Meddling. Not knowing when to leave “well enough” alone. A nag. A person who approaches the world in a needy and clingy manner. Someone who carries a bag of snacks everywhere. Someone who only likes to eat her own cooking. Someone who is very sensitive about her appearance. A good cook, or someone who thoroughly appreciates good cooking. A person who makes other people feel welcome and cared for. A natural mothering type. A knack for parenthood. Wanting to be the leader of a family or close-knit group of people. Leading with sensitivity. An emotional outlook. Leading on the domestic front. A sympathetic approach. Liking to wear fleece. Someone who loves the Snuggie. Someone who wears warm woolly socks. Someone who likes classic colors and shapes. Someone who likes to wear vintage. Looking forward to being a parent. A private person. A shy person. Erecting emotional barriers. (Angelina Jolie, Albert Einstein, Julia Roberts, Milla Jovovich, Cameron Diaz, Bill Gates, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mariah Carey, Mel Gibson and Robert Pattinson)

Cancer in the 2nd house: Valuing nurturing qualities and motherhood. Valuing women. Defending one’s personal income. Defending possessions. Collecting baby dolls. Holding onto sentimental possessions. Collecting antiques. Shopping at thrift stores. Liking to purchase things from bygone eras. Nurturing and mothering are survival needs. Earning power is based on mood. Collecting things that mom would like. Collecting lace. Collecting “Precious Moments” figurines.

Collecting Vermont Teddy Bears. Protecting belongings. Putting things in containers, sealed bags, glass cases, storage boxes and other containers. Collecting seashells. Collecting old coins and bills. Nurturing the growth of one’s own money. Saving for a rainy day. Difficulty parting with money. Difficulty parting from old banks or old savings accounts. Difficulty cashing in bonds. Having a safety deposit box. Wanting to keep money and possessions as safe as possible. Displaying mom’s china. Collecting old cupboards, armoires, dressers, hope chests and other furniture that hold or contain other things. Selling antiques on eBay. (Albert Einstein, Pamela Anderson, Milla Jovovich, Hillary Clinton, Mick Jagger, Robert Pattinson, Saddam Hussein, Marie Antoinette and Matthew McConaughey)

Cancer in the 3rd house: Talking about family. “Tell me about your mother.” Talking about breasts. Defensive speech. Cooking food for siblings. Acting like a mother to one’s siblings. Having a sibling who acts like a mother. Being taken care of by a sibling. Nurturing, caring, sensitive, shy siblings. Moody and defensive siblings. Feeling defensive around siblings. Feeling defensive around neighbors. Defensive driving. Speaking in self-defense. Communication power is based on mood. Collecting quotes. Book collections. The person who likes to own first editions. Cookbooks. Collecting family recipes. Parenting how-to books. Parenting blogs, newsletters, pamphlets and Twitterers. Devoting an entire blog to one’s children or family. Clamming up. Shy and withdrawn in speech. Talking about the “good old days.” Classic cars. Antique cars. Vintage motorcycles. Vintage campers. Vintage bicycles. Writing, speaking and thinking about breasts. Writing, speaking and thinking about being a mother. Writing, speaking and thinking about one’s mother. Writing about women. Writing about matriarchy. Caring, sensitive, gentle communication. Receptive, nurturing, tenacious communication. Needy communication. Learning to communicate one’s needs. Most communication is centered around one’s needs. Most communication is with one’s mother. Talking, writing and thinking about moods. Communication centers around babies. Communication centers around food. Eating instead of expressing emotions. Emotional communication. Clinging to one’s hometown. Talking about the sentimental feelings one has for an old neighborhood. Feeling nostalgic about the old neighborhood, or the way the neighborhood used to be. Caring and sensitive bonds with siblings. Collecting sayings and expressions. Keeping sentimental things in the car. The car doubles as a traveling house. An overly protective sibling. Overly protective of one’s siblings. Defending siblings. Turning neighbors into family. (Martin Luther King Jr, Pamela Anderson, Che Guevara, Mick Jagger, Saddam Hussein, Michael Jordan, Tony Blair, Charlie Sheen, Mia Farrow and Miles Davis)

Cancer in the 4th house: “There’s no place like home.” Patriotism. Defending the country. Having a gun in the home. Defending the home. Defending one’s family. Overly protective of one’s family or country. Overly defensive about one’s country. Overly defensive about one’s heritage and roots. Overly protective of a parent. An overly protective family. Buying a house for each mood. Changing homes as one changes moods. One parent is moody, hypersensitive, smothering and domestic. One parent is nurturing, gentle, sensitive and psychic. A sensitive family. A psychic family. A family of moody, hypersensitive people. A family of smothering people. A family in antiques. Feeling smothered by one’s family. Feeling nurtured and cared for by one’s family. Feeling a strong attachment to the place of one’s birth. “The Motherland.” Clinging close to home. Clinging to mom. Tracing the family ancestry. Interested in traditional family practices. The history of the country. Privately shy and retiring. Privately needy and clingy. Feeling vulnerable at the core. Feeling timid and shy at the core. Insecure and moody at the core. Reluctant to leave the safety of the house. Reluctant to leave the safety of one’s family or country. Feeling nostalgic about childhood. Sentimental attachments to home, family or country. Sentimental patriotism. Homelessness would shake these people to the core. Carrying a nap sack, purse or bag with a collection of belongings (or food) wherever one goes. Toting around a suitcase or roller cart. A house full of antiques. A house full of sentimental things. Living in a house for sentimental reasons. Buying a charming old house with character. Buying a house in a historic area. Historic houses. Living in the historic district of a town. Living in a historic area of the country. Defending a parent. (Shakira, John Lennon, Charles Manson, Heath Ledger, Tony Blair, Serena Williams, Mia Farrow, Shaquille O’Neal and Jerry Seinfeld)

Cancer in the 5th house: Patriot games. Archery. Hunting. Art depicting mothers and children. Mary Cassatt’s art. Antiquing as a sport. Playing mom is a hobby. Nurturing creativity. Nurturing children. Babysitters. Nurturing the creativity in one’s children. Shy children. Children who are sensitive and moody. Psychic children. Children who have mood swings. Lovers who have mood swings. Feeling attracted to sensitive, gentle, shy people. Feeling attracted to smothering, needy people. Feeling attracted to people who act like babies. Children who feel vulnerable. Shy and withdrawn in sports. Shy and withdrawn in romance. Clinging to one’s children. Smothering one’s children. Children who are clingy and needy. Special needs children. Feeling vulnerable in sports. Seeking safety in sports. Safe risks. Safe romances. Romances with women who seem like one’s mother. Romances with cougars. Clinging to sports teams for sentimental reasons rather than their track record. Feeling sentimental about sports stars. Feeling sentimental about art. Sentimental art. Sad clown art. Thomas Kincade’s art. Feeling sentimental about tokens of affection from past lovers. Keeping old love letters. Feeling nostalgic about past romances. Unwinding with a bath. Unwinding by cooking. Eating a good meal helps one unwind. Liking to throw parties for traditional holiday celebrations. Bringing food to parties. Pot luck gatherings. Traditional sports. Traditional hobbies and interests. Old card games: bridge, rummy, gin, and “Old Maid.” Knitting, crocheting and embroidery. Overly protective of one’s children. A defensive attitude concerning creativity and art. Shy and timid in pursuing self-expression and art. Shy and timid in sports. Defending one’s children. Wrestling. Playing defense. (George Clooney, Christina Aguilera, Demi Moore, Antonio Banderas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Audrey Hepburn, Whitney Houston and Al Capone)

Cancer in the 6th house: Moodiness is part of the daily routine. Bringing food to work. The person who keeps a jar of M&Ms on his desk. Nurses. Babysitters. Emotional eating. Smothering relationships with coworkers and employees. Feeling smothered by diet and health concerns. Claustrophobic working conditions. Working in a food market.Smothering other people with diet and health advice. Close, sensitive, psychic relationships with employee and coworkers. Gentle, sensitive, psychic relationships with animals. Gentle, sensitive, psychic relationships with women. Patriotic work. Clinging to jobs way past their expiration date. Using pets as a security blanket. Treating a job like a security blanket. Using food as a security blanket. Insecure on a daily basis. Experiencing shyness and timidity when dealing with employees and coworkers. Working with one’s mother. Working with women. Working in a spa that caters to women. Caterers. Loving Mom’s cooking. Dietitians. Nutritionists. Cafeteria workers. Line cooks. Hostesses. Hospitality industry. Nanny. Working with moody people on day to day basis. Owning, or working in, a doggy day spa. Creating food for animals. Creating gourmet animal snacks. Overly protective of animals. Defending animals. Defensive eating. Being defensive is a habit. Overly protective on a day to day basis. Treating coworkers like family. (Barack Obama, Christina Aguilera, Russell Crowe, Jim Morrison, David Bowie, Janis Joplin, Bono, CG Jung, Audrey Hepburn and Naomi Campbell)

Cancer in the 7th house: A moody partner. A sensitive and caring partner. Wanting to be nurtured by the partner. Wanting the partner to anticipate and meet one’s every need. Wanting to be cared for and catered to by the partner. Marrying a nurse. Wanting a partner who acts like a mother. A motherly partner. A sentimental partner. Criminal defense. The partner acts like a baby. The partner is smothering and clingy. The partner is moody and hypersensitive. The partner is shy and withdrawn. Marrying one’s mother. Catering to the partner. Needing to feel safe and secure with the partner. Confrontations with moody, insecure people. Confrontations with gentle, sensitive people. Confrontations with mom. Mom is the enemy. The partner needs constant reassurance. Wanting to marry a good cook. Liking to cook great food for one’s partner. A very huggy partner. An overly defensive partner. Feeling protective of the partner. (Sean Connery, Bono, Carmen Electra, Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Eva Braun, Susan Sarandon, Ted Kennedy and Dennis Rodman)

Cancer in the 8th house: Touchy-feely sex. Adult baby fantasies. Finding pregnancy sexy. Adoration of MILFs. Women are sexier during pregnancy. Inheriting Mom’s possessions. Inheriting mom’s estate. Inheriting mom’s legacy. Inheriting mom’s debt. Emotional sex. Withdrawing from sex due to shyness and timidity. Cuddling is as good as sex. Cuddling leads to sex.

Needing to reassure the sex partner. Having sex with someone who seems like one’s mother. Catering to the sexual needs of the partner. A sensitive, gentle and psychic touch sexually. Caring, nurturing, sensitive relationships with the dying. A tenacious grasp on life. Sexually needy. Sexually dependent. Sex drive is based on mood. Sex drive demands feel safe and secure. Wanting a sensitive, receptive, gentle sex partner. A tenacious researcher. Researching the family legacy. Researching matriarchies. Leaving a legacy of women. Leaving a legacy of having been a gentle, sensitive, and sympathetic person. Leaving a legacy of having been a clinging, nagging, temperamental person. Liking to have sex under the covers. Liking to have sex in tight spaces. Liking to feel enveloped by the partner. Wanting to feel smothered during sex. People who love squashing. Therapists who deal specifically with mood disorders. Collecting other people’s stuff. Feeling defensive about sex. Feeling the need to defend one’s sexual preferences. (Brad Pitt, Elvis Presley, Alyssa Milano, Diana Spencer, Paris Hilton, Scarlet Johansson, Jude Law, Bruce Lee, Bob Marley, Charles Darwin and Ellen Degeneres)

Cancer in the 9th house:
Sentimental journeys. Studying childhood development. Feeling sentimental about far away places. Sentimental attachments to foreign countries and cultures. Sentimental attachment to religion. Sentimental attachment to college. Sentimental attachment to, possibly, outdated philosophies and ideas. Nurturing philosophies. Nurturing people of other cultures, religions or ideologies. Caring for people of other cultures. Publications for mothers and children. Philosophies on child-rearing. Cooking publications. Patriotic publications. Feeling vulnerable concerning cultural or religious ties. Too timid to travel.  Long distance travel to visit mom. Mom lives in another country. Mom is from a different culture, country, or religion. Catering to people of other cultures or religions. Needing reassurance during long trips. Long distance traveling with a camper, or in a motorhome. Bringing the whole house on a trip. Following mom’s religion. Adopting the culture of one’s mother. Majoring in nursing. Doctorates. Cooking world cuisine. Overly defensive about one’s culture or religion. (Nicole Kidman, Charlie Chapman, Beyonce Knowles, Clint Eastwood, Jim Carrey, Prince, Megan Fox, River Phoenix, Vin Diesel, JK Rowling, Sid Vicious and Marquis de Sade)

Cancer in the 10th house: Careers that cater to women. Owning a spa. Owning a catering business. Owning a restaurant. A career that involves caring for, or nurturing, other people. A career in which one’s sensitivity is on display (positively or negatively). A career that demands gentleness and the capacity to make oneself vulnerable. A career that challenges one’s shyness and tendency to withdraw. Doctors. Planned Parenthood. Hospital director. Widely known for one’s sensitivity and vulnerability. Widely known for one’s gentleness and receptiveness. Widely known for being temperamental and full of fear. Widely known for being a parent. Widely known for one’s mothering skills. Widely known for the relationship with one’s mother. Following in mom’s footsteps. Addressing women’s issues through the career. A person who makes a career out of addressing breast cancer. A career that involves protecting other people. Department of Defense. Defense lawyers. Defense attorneys. Feeling the need to defend one’s career choices. Feeling defensive about having to choose a career path. Making a career out of collecting antiques. Overly protective of one’s reputation and social standing. Overly protective of a parent. (Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Leonardo DiCaprio, Britney Spears, Mahatma Gandhi, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Bill Clinton and Kate Winslet)

Cancer in the 11th house: Girls’ night out. Girl groups. Girlfriends. Caring for the group. Group mother. Mother hen. Den mother. Treating friends like family. Close-knit female relationships. Female friends and fans. Clannish friends and fans. Close-knit groups. Defending friends. Defending causes. Friends and fans who come to one’s defense. Attracting female friends and fans. Friends who are needy and clingy. Clinging to groups. Catering to friends, fans and groups. Knitting circles. Acting like a mother to one’s friends. Overly protective of friends. Defensive fans. Protective fans. Friends act like babies. Friends with one’s family. Temperamental friends. Parenting support groups. Long term goals concerning mood. Interactions with friends depend on one’s mood. Interactions with groups and causes depend on one’s mood. Strongly emotional friendships. Sensitive friends. Sympathetic friends. Sympathetic fans. Attracting moody people. Attracting sensitive, protective, emotional people.

(Madonna, Kurt Cobain, Audrey Tautou, Tom Hanks, Andrea Bocelli, Walt Disney, Tiger Woods, Oscar Wilde and Hugh Hefner)
Cancer in the 12th house: Neediness, moodiness, hypersensitivity and shyness are the self-undoing. Patriotism attracts secret enemies. Touchiness, brooding and smothering are the self-undoing. Deep need to be mothered. Fearing mother. Fear of being smothered. Fear of accessing one’s nurturing qualities. A deep inward neediness. Feeling a sentimental attachment to ghosts. Feeling a sentimental attachment to one’s own fears. Sleeping in Mom’s bed for a very long time. Mom is the secret enemy. Norman Bates? Sleeping in a bed that has gates, or feels like a crib. Wanting to feel like one is sleeping in a womb. Wanting to feel completely enveloped while sleeping. Sleeping with one’s children. Sleeping like a baby. Sleeping with a security blanket or cuddly toy. Sleeping with the night light on. Children’s hospitals. Caring, nurturing, gentle relationships with inmates, the mentally ill, and the institutionalized. Dreaming of being a parent. Dreaming of going home. Deep sorrow and grief at the loss of one’s mother. Sorrow and grief over feelings of vulnerability. Too moody to deal with karma. Mood swings are the secret enemy. Emotionality attracts secret enemies. (Johnny Depp, Marilyn Monroe, Justin Timberlake, George W. Bush, Picasso, Katie Holmes, Jessica Alba, Celine Dion, Tina Turner, Sting, Andy Warhol and the Olsen twins)